Vulgarian Hillbillies
Come and listen to a tale of a Vulgar family
Noveau riche and famous but were born of peasantry
Petry was hiding from Tricky in a cave
Stumbled on a fungus. Our family it would save!
Truffles, that is. Golden truffles. Vulgarian delicacy.
So, here we are again, back here in Cantebrie.
Petry's first husband was a coward and did flee.
We came here to break down the castle door,
And give Elizabeth our declaration of war.
Battles, that is. Pokey pokey, stabby stabby.
The show is over, please get out of feasting hall.
We had a lot of fun and we hope you had a ball.
We hope you will come back, once again to Cantebrie
To view the spectacle of a Vulgar family.
Belch a bit! Have a fart! Y'all come back now, you hear?